Clothes Off!

I am pretty sure that getting boobs has made me a whore.  Okay...maybe not a whore but I certainly know that my clothes come off a hellofa lot easier now that I have boobs.  I can see my life divided into two distinct time frames now.  From birth to age 31 is my "before boobs" time frame (which will be referred to as BB) and then we have AB which is my life "after boobs."  I am still an infant in my AB life.  It hasn't even been a year yet...but I am loving every minute of it!  I had no idea what I was missing by not having boobs.  I thought I knew what I was missing...but these babies are awesome!  Boobs are practically a super-power--I was once powerless but not anymore.  In my BB life I was always self conscious about my boobs.  Not only did I not really have any...but after having kids it was even worse.  How can something you never had get saggy?  Believe it or not--even non-boobs can sag after the miracle of childbirth wreaks havoc on them.  Getting boobs was one of the best decisions I've ever made.  I kind of wish I had started my AB life earlier...but I am not sure I would have used my super-powers wisely had I done this when I was younger.  I think my boobs are a huge reason why I love being single.  A boyfriend can become somewhat immune to your boob super-powers...but random strangers cannot!  I think I get hit on about 100 times more often now.  I am sure part of it has to do with the fact that I now dress in a way that shows an ample amount of cleavage...but it also probably has a lot to do with the self -confidence that came with the boobs.  I honestly can't say enough good things about having boobs.  So here's to all the boys that are going to get to see them during my days of being single--because, as the Gym Class Heroes say "you have to take your clothes off to have a good time"....hope you all enjoy them as much as I do!!