
Thursday, June 3, 2010
I Like It
McDreamy Boy lives in Utah. Yes this blows in a rather unpleasant way. But he did tell me this fact in his second email so my hopes weren't exceedingly high for an extended period of time or anything. Sure...I was already ripping his clothes off in my mind...and planning our first rendezvous...and our wedding...and our honeymoon. But this will still totally work. It might even be better than him living here. I like it this way. The chance of disappointment is far lower with him living out of state. If there is anything I have learned from my shady past strewn with horrific CL dates, it is that you will ALWAYS be disappointed. It is about as certain as getting herpes from Tiger Woods. Put a bow on that shit and break out the Valtrex because it's a done deal.
Anyway, we might meet up the next time he comes to SD on business...but I suspect I have a greater chance of having my eyes pecked out by a West Nile ravaged bird than actually meeting this guy at any point in the future. But that's totally fine. My goal was not to meet a guy off of CL. This was merely a preparatory exercise for phase 2...which will start as soon as McDreamy Boy fails to entertain me. However....his main use right now is to function as a HUGE distraction from what I am about to do tomorrow. I need anything and everything I can find to help me get through this coming weekend!

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Fascinating and hilarious yet again! Ready for the next round of posts... I had to catch up since May!
ReplyDeleteStill loving the blog. The pictures especially crack me up. How do you take them?
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